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If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle.

Carolyn Hall, 17 Thoughts for Single Women From A Divorcee (via silhouettesofspilledink)


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you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

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Who did this shit?


I’ve made a mistake
I have nominated you, Crow, for eviction. You tried to kidnap me when I was two and honestly that’s why I put you up. Victoria if she wins HoH (via mrbritneyhaynes)

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to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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